Prime Members: KOHLER K-5724-0 Puretide Elongated Manual Bidet Toilet Seat, White with Quiet-Close Lid and Seat, Adjustable Spray Pressure and Position, Self-Cleaning Wand, No Batteries or Electrical Outlet Needed $64.11 + FS @ Amazon

[ctgolfer]

for Prime members only

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B017Y451GM/?tag=phtwllt-20

[sonofzeus]

I’d love to try this. Can I easily return to AZN kiosk at Kohl’s for a full refund if I have a cr%ppy experience?

[UkeDog]

But does it have Bluetooth?
(you did say let 'em fly)

NOTE: If you can wait a week or two, expect to pick one of these super-cheap on the Amazon Warehouse, “used”.
Just be careful the condition is at least “Acceptable”