@mommyofhandk The Aldi knockoff Cheese-Its are better than the real thing, and cost ~$1 per box. The chocolate brioche is great too. I might try them for delivery.

@ctujackbauer He also thinks our per capita figures are different than other countries because we have much more farmland than say, Belgium.

The German healthcare system is testing 500,000 people per week.

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Today I will sanding down an unfinished pine bookcase using the skin on my hands.

wimp. pine is a softwood.

He saves the hardwood for fasttimes mom.

A little spanky panky

Planky, c’mon

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@ganda said in Coronavirus:

Today I will sanding down an unfinished pine bookcase using the skin on my hands.

wimp. pine is a softwood.

He saves the hardwood for fasttimes mom.

It took me hours, and so did fasttimes’s Mom.

Today I will sanding down an unfinished pine bookcase using the skin on my hands.

Toga party at Burgerwars’ place. Remember your social distancing.

Branch Covidians pack megachurch after preacher claims he can cure coronavirus. Florida, obvs.

Question is, how do we protect the rest of us from these death cults?

Oh, and all those foreign flagged cruise ships, that are registered abroad to avoid US taxes, and US employment and environmental laws, can go **** themselves too. Ask Panama and the Bahamas for bailouts, that’s where you chose to be from, remember?

@zerenia Boeing has been in a downward spiral (hmmm) for a couple of decades. Poor short-sighted management, fixated on the next quarter’s results, executives caring only about the stock price because of their over generous stock options. Boeing replaced many of its experienced (and expensive) engineers with cheap H1B’s from India. It’s a miracle that those cheap, inexperienced engineers didn’t design a shit plane that drops out of the sky…

This shortsightedness is hardly unique to Boeing. It’s endemic in American business today. Over the last 8 years Boeing spent $43Billion buying back its own stock, and now it has no money to weather a storm? **** you Boeing, go bankrupt.

If you’re one of the millions who have lost their job, and you need that $1000 check from the government to pay rent or buy food, there’s going a be a slight delay because Donald Trump wants his signature on the check, rather than the unknown treasury department employee it was going to be.