Finally, a deal for Ohio. Thanks OP. Took me 15 seconds to sign up for it.

@fivetalents I’m cool with a modest tip for bringing it to your car, but sort of on the order of tipping for take-out coffee: Not mandatory but a nice gesture.

@dangeruss IMO you don’t tip for takeout pizza. You tip for delivery. Tipping culture is getting insane.

Mr.Vietnam’s approach is what worked for me and now I’m eating yummy (read: free) pizza.

EDIT: SD described this in case someone’s looking at the time stamps and trying to make sense of it. Ordered about 90 minutes ago using the same link MV posted, which was also posted on SD

Note that the reviews say that you can charge batteries OR use the USB port but not both simultaneously. That’s a huge drawback for me. YMMV.

Anyone gotten this to work with the Impossible Whopper? That would make it even more amazing - would like to give it a shot if so.

Otherwise, free Whopper… what’s not to love

There are already documented reports of people who theoretically don’t qualify for stimulus checks getting them. I say ‘theoretically’ because the bill is 880 pages long and written in lawyer-speak, so if any of you brianiacs can dive in and tell me if children should be getting their own stimulus checks - $1,200 checks, not the $500 credited to their parents - let me know.

I finally have helped my Depression-era parents set up direct deposit for their checks since they need to stay the hell home and their local bank is shut down indefinitely anyways.

@fivetalents

I should start a pool. I’d give amazing odds against those direct deposits hitting by April 9th. Like 50 to 1 at least.

Thanks OP.

I do want to note that there are some adults who will not receive a check: dependents. Mostly younger adults (college kids, for example) and elderly parents who are dependent upon their children.

There are also some ‘donut hole’ children who won’t qualify for the $500 check most likely. I have a son who was 17 last year and turns 18 this year - the 2018 tax act redefined children (for Child Tax Credit purposes, which is what it appears will be used to define children for stimulus payments) as those 16 and younger. As such, he probably will not qualify for a $500 stimulus credit.