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Dg Br*th
5.0 out of 5 stars Boiled Hot Tongs
Reviewed in the United States on April 28, 2025
Style: TongsSize: 12 InchColor: RedVerified Purchase
"These tongs were the ideal size. Small enough to fit in my hoodie pocket as I attended an elegant dinner party. My original idea was to bring them to prank people who appeared to be pretentious. Such as coming up behind them and grapping hold of a butt check or give their ear a nice yank. While I was there I was subjected to a wonkish guy wearing a sweater vest who insisted on describing a rather bothersome boil on his side. Exhausted by the conversation, I ask him show it to me in the kitchen. He was eager to display it, that was for sure. In the kitchen next to the wine rack, he revealed it, and it was big, the approximate size of a dodge ball, and ugly, like my 7th grade math teacher. It looked volatile, like it would explode at any moment. Now ordinarily I would have donned a splash guard just to take a look at it, safety protocols being what they are. But because I had the tongs, they provided me what I considered at the time to be a safe distance.Although it turned out not to be. In a very quick and committed move the tongs grabbed hold of the boil, because I had a steady grip, I squeezed in a very strategic manner, just like the owners guide so clearly stated. And it didn’t disappoint. The grotesque boil ruptured like a water balloon filled with gelatinous fluid, of the very thick variety, the kind people like me could previously only dream about. Turns out, I could have used a splash guard, it went everywhere, like a tidal wave from a waterpark ride. Some of it even hit the ceiling, the blender, the host, along with all the dinner guests who were in close proximity, drinking wine and having engaging conversations. But the shear magnitude, not to mention velocity, of the torrent of hot pus magma, put an immediate stop to any conversation and the drinking of wine. Most of the guests began crying, at least those that weren’t getting sick behind the refrigerator, beside the long-haired cat that was feverishly attempting to lick up as much as it could. I even used the tongs to pick someone’s extracted partial plate from the litter box in the corner. So yeah, what I’m saying is, this is a great product! Not just as a handy kitchen tool, but the making of fantastic memories as well. Thanks!"
